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Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.
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An intruder has entered your bathroom.
A performance parts of FELLATIO feels REAL GOOD.
Finally coming out as see how good HOMOSEXIALITY feels that you go FAG FAST as it's in the music.
A leader finally takes charge.
WOW nice head ELON as , off the record GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT MY HEAD!!!!
I did not tell you BOBBY there is SHIT on my COCK , this is on the record GET THE FUCK GET OUT MY HEAD.
OK, ROY, GET, OUT MY HEAD!!!! OK, ROY, GET OUT MY HEAD. The legend of the PENIS as I am HAPPY a room without a ROOF covers BOTH HEADS , congratulations welcome to FAGLAND.
Who is in charge around here , GET OUT, MY HEAD!!!;
If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.
In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.
FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.
OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.
As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
You are really busting my head with that sexy picture
when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh
“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.
Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."