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The act of playing piano on a persons body. Like the 'effin Beethoven of the bedroom.
I gave my girlfriend a piano job the other day, she almost jizzed in her pants when I got to the second movement of moonlight sonata.
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A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.
John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.
To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.
I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark
Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.
The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.
“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”
“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”
When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.
I play expert on upsidedown piano
I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy
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When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.
Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!
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