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Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"
Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"
"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
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The disgusted-looking face resulting from taking an unusually large gulp of whiskey. Most experienced drinkers can manage to hold it back, but a less seasoned boozer will break out their whiskey face at even the smallest of sips.
Person A: Hey man pass the handle!
(Person B passes)
(Person A takes an enormous gulp of whiskey to look hard, followed by a whiskey face)
Person B: Haha nice whiskey face faggot.
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When your best friend has sex with your girlfriend's sister.
A: "Dude you just fucked my girlfriend's sister last night!"
B: "We're Whiskey Brothers now! Whiskey Bro Five!"
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The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.
Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.
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Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
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the ability to have countless hours of drunken sex without the ability to have a male orgasm. Also know as a "lost cause"
man i was banging her for hours and never could nut, i guess i had a case of whiskey balls
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1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.
Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous
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