recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

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attack toaster

Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.

Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!

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Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

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Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

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Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

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toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

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Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

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