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A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer
To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.
A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.
I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying