Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

toot sweet

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'

When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!

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Toot it and boot it

hit it and quit it

Yeah man, I'd toot it and boot it.

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Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

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