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An act involving a menstruating woman and a second subject, in which the menstruating woman takes a mustache ride and simultaneously releases her bowels, thereby covering the subject's face in the red and brown mixture.
"Last night that kinky bitch showed me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Cherry Tootsie Pop."
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when a dude shits and immediately jacks-off all over his shit
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Licking the toes of your partner's foot.
Hey you know what I love giving my girl a tootsie roll.
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A girl who has some splendidly magnificent sexy toes. ..But people like to crACk on em ;. Highly nauseous at times, when socks are thrown off
"DAYMMN giirl! Look at those fineass burnt tootsie roll s, burnt thanngsss"
"Stop throwing those socks! EWWURGGHH "
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the act of eating a tootsie roll while smelling the cum filled ass of the chicken that you just fucked
petey told me one day he loves the tootsie chicken sniffer
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Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
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When a sexual partner is licking a mans “tootsie pop” or penis and then he asks how many licks till you get to the center of my tootsie pop, the woman then licks the mans penis 3 times then proceeds to chomp down on the mans penis, causing him great pain but squeezing the cum, or center of the tootsie pop out.
Friend 1: “Hey I heard that Katie discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop.”
Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”
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