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Licking another's Ass. Also known as Analingus.
Your mom tossed my salad!
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"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
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The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
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Sex act (usu. between gays) in which one stimulates another's anus by licking his sphincter.
Sebastian invited Stephan to a gay club. Both agreed there were quite a few hot guys that day. Then, Stephan asked Sebastian if he wished to toss someone's salad in that club.
Stephan asked Sebastian if he was hungry to which Jimmy responded that he was hornier than hungry so, therefore, instead of eating a vegetarian sandwhich he would rather toss his salad.
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making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad
Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen
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The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser
that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!
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