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A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.
- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*
Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!
The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.
Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
A girl or person but usually a girl or group of girls who constantly and randomly do tik tok dances everywhere and anywhere all the time always!
Looks like your girlfriends got tiktok Tourette’s!
Anytime the music drops all the girls Come down with a sudden case of Tiktok Tourette’s.
Tiffany: "Bye Jenna"
Jenna: "Baby bye bye bye.. BYE BYE"
Kevin: "What's wrong with Jenna?"
Tiffany: "oh, she has musical Tourette's"
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The perfect excuse for random swearing
Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes
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The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.
To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:
"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
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The act of screaming obscenities while climaxing during sex.
My girlfriend suffer's from sex tourette's. She shouts out @#%$ when we have sex.
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