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See Also prep, slapper, chav, trendy, fashionista: Mindless losers who are sheep and follow the flock mindlessly just to fit in and be accepted, The Average Townie is easily manipulated by others or Imperialist Media which is robbing people of there individuality and dictating what is cool see mtv, c4 and juice tv
The Average Townie is aged between 11 and 29 but can be much older or more alarmingly much younger. They loiter in groups of no less than 3 and can be found loitering at Te Aro park or Odlin Square drinking cheap cider and RTDs. If the townie is old enough he/she is usually seen in "rough cunt" nightclubs such as The Lab or Rain.
The MALE Townie is obsessed with his car - usually a late model Mazda RX or Subaru -, and often drives it at rediculously high speeds (usually with his mates inside) without any regard for the safety of his passengers, other motorists, or pedestrians. The male townie (see also boyracer when he is not keeping a quiet street awake with his "burnouts", "donuts" and "drags" or potentially killing his passengers, anotehr motorist or an innocent padestrian often Shouts abuse at pedestrians from there windows as they drive by. The Male Townie is distingushable by a Hoodie, Lowrider Jeans, and Beanie and tries very hard to look like a skater when he is just another poser, more recently Male townies have been dressing up in white patterend shirts and Mohawks and passing themselves off as punks when they know they are nothing more than posers. He Generally listens to Rap, Poser Punk and Dance Music
The FEMALE Townie is obsessed with the way she looks - She easily stands out by wearing short (usually denim) skirts, (often with some b/s like "roxy" written on the arse") Knee High Boots, Tube Tops, Tops that are cut off at the shoulder and/or expose much of the back and cleavage in fact anything from supre, glassons or Number One Shoe Warehouse would do her well as she is in these stores more often than her house.In addition to these slutty clothes she also wears a latitude cap thus making her look like a fucking the chav fuck she is. She listens to shit assed radio stns such as the edge and ZM religiously and heavily digs R&b, Rap, Pop, Dance Music, in fact whatevers on the Top 40 at the moment.
Be Warned people - Townies are common bloodstained Criminals, they are the pestilence and like any disease they need to be eradicated.
JERRY: Hamish, Townie Scum down at the Lab, lets go smack em over.
HAMISH: Yeeup, just as soon as weve sorted out the townie scum down at rain, after that smack the ones over at Te Aro Park.
JERRY: DEATH TO TOWNIES!!!
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The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk.
They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.
What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted
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a person with no sense of individuality at all, who will generally take the piss out of anyone who has the smallest trace of it. they're vocabulary will usually consist of words beginning with the letter 'f' which will appear in the middle of as many words as possible.
the female townie will usually be dressed as the town slut and will be responsible for increaseing the teen pregnancy rate, while using their lack of knowledge to be unaware of the uses and justifications of the condom.
what do u get if you cross a townie and a goldfish?
a person who can't remember why they're the same as everyone else
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Any person living in a college town who doesn't attend the school in that town.
God I hate the townies in Gainsville
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The kids who live in a town where a prep school is located, but don't attend that school. Usually middle-class white kids, often seen driving a crappy car with crappy music blaring, dressed like they're straight outta Compton, or attempting to sell crack to preps. This might hold true for all towns where prep schools are, or just in Vermont.
Oh, look at him, he's GANGSTA.....no wait, this is Vermont, cancel that...what a stupid townie.
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If you, like me, are lucky enough to live near Middlesbrough you will see more than your fair share of townies:
Hopelessly retarded scumbags who, if male, will wear an almost horizonal baseball cap (usually tartan), either some sort of tracksuit top or a Reebok sweatshirt, with Adidas, Reebok, Nike etc. tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of scruffy football socks and topped off with a pair of scuffed Ellesse/Adidas/Lacoste trainers. They will be found riding their bikes through the middle of town with about 5 of their mates, listening to "happy hardcore" and/or garage music ;/;/ or sat outside the off license in gangs of ten or more waiting for "our brova" to come out with their bottle of cider.
Female townies indulge in similar activities but rather than sporting a (most likely stolen) bike, will have a pram with their bastard child in it. You can recognise them by the incredibly tight ponytails, too much make up and combo of Kappa tracksuit top and leggings/shell suit bottoms, along with their constant cries (and this counts for males as well) of "ere youuu!"
Other activities they enjoy are: being knobheads, giving people a hard time for NO reason, calling people moshers because they wear baggy jeans, making normal, respectable people's lives less fun, burning things, stealing things and generally making the world a worse place.
Judging by the amount of negative comments on this site it appears that NO-ONE likes them and they would probably all just be better off dead.
I hate them, their very existence makes me unhappy, although at least I am safe in the knowledge that I aren't one :).
"fu'in' swear down mee!! Propa gay you, swear down!!"
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A cancer of the working class of britain. which has unfortunatly spread to most youths.
they originate from the american 'gangstas' who they copied in the 90s.
they breed near the closest jd/jjb/first sport for their favorite nike etc fashion.
stealing money is for profit, phones are for sport.
'YO blud wat hav u got for me!'
'i saw that fone...3310 dats a liberty. cum bak wit a better fone!'
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