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the track of people laughing on sitcoms/TV shows to make you not feel retarded for watching it alone. it is supposed to make you keep watching without your friends
Seinfeld was a very popular show due to its laugh track, which helped people watch it even when they had no friends
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the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse
Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex
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Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.
"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".
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an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')
Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.
Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.
Kid #1: damn
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The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"
"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
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n. said of an object that may have had a shady history, or was possibly used in a crime, in a previous owner's hands
I was pretty reluctant to buy that guy's '75 Eldorado - I sensed dragon tracks.
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The sharp pain in the chest, along with a lack of feeling in the legs and light-headedness, one gets when they immediately finish running/sprinting any track & field related event. One usually must reach PR or surpassed PR to achieve this feeling. It hurts alot. Sometimes results in being carried off the track, passing out on the track, crying, or a brutal yelling from ones coach for not running faster. Thankfully the pain does not last more than five (5) minutes in most cases.
-To spot "track attack" the runner will most likely have their hands at their hips, on top of their head, or on their knees and will be frantically walking around in circles (unless they are on the ground). Eyes may be watering and face will show expressions of great pain, anxiety, and constipation. The words fuck, shit, Jesus Christ, God, damn, and Holy (in any combination) are most commonly said when experiencing a Track Attack.
To stop a Track Attack simply eat extremely unheathly food i.e: nachos, candy, chips, or frosted animal crackers and lie on the ground.
Can also be written: Trackattack or Track-Attack.
Mayisha ran the 200m dash in PR time and placed first but once she reached the finish line I knew she was having a Track Attack. She was about to cry and she started yelling, "Holy fucking shit!" which scared some young children. I bought her some victory nachos and she felt alot better. Coach then brutally yelled at her for not running faster.
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