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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

by Chris 29 March 7, 2008


DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022


Witch Trial

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.

Person 1: Have you heard of Witch Trials?

Person 2: Yeah, they were soo unfair.

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould March 14, 2023


trials exams

Noun
Plural Noun: Trials Exams

1. The period in which students are given a term of relaxation with random spikes of anxiety and stress, this is conducted through the use of exams that were primarily constructed to bring students into with their undeniable mystery atar.

Kim: hey, how'd you go in your trials exams?
Tom: great! i've finally realised i want to go to TAFE

by articulation August 16, 2017


Moonlight Trial

The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)

He truly executed a moonlight trial on this person.

by syphani July 8, 2024


Moonlight Trial

The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)

He truly executed a moonlight trial on this person.

by syphani July 8, 2024


Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen

The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.

by Lurker who hasn't yet joined Lexicon April 7, 2007