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Piece of crap left in an un-flushed toilet. Done as a surprise for the next person. Often done at work, or public toilets.
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A person whos lips look like a gaint pussy and is complaining
I wish your trout mouth would shut up and quit bitching
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Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.
Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!
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when you have 3 dicks in your butt at once. only guy inside another guy. obviously, both guys are extremely gay.
wow, that guy is certainly a trout trapper I mean, hes got 3 dicks in his but at once!
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“Ida Lupino was a snout trout. She blew him behind the food truck” (courtesy of James Ellroy, in his new book , “Widespread Panic”)
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A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
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A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces
that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!
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