When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
to blow air into someones butthole causeing them to fart or shit it back out
i gave him a mudd trumpet last night
A deep blast of a fart sounded while at the urinal.
See urinal fart.
I just sounded the piss trumpet while taking a quick piss.
Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock
Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.
He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
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Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"
::makes farting sounds::
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Alternative name for the arse hole
"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"
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the swag in whch all trumpet players posses
that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag
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