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Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010


Tuba Love

A tuba section limited event. The act of eating enough food each to make 3 people die of overfooding.

Dude, you ready for Tuba Love?

Yeah I brought 3 boxes of pizza!

by Golden Alliance August 31, 2014


Tuba ass

An ass that so big, it reminisces a tuba.

Man, that tuba ass makes the worst music

by Eshk February 08, 2022


spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 19, 2017


Buluga Tuba

An anal raspberry blown into a large ass. Sound required

Did you see the big girl James took home last night? I hear he is into playing the Buluga Tuba.

by eBroATL June 15, 2017


cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019


Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018