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The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
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First I would like to clear up that flesh tunnels are not "the tunnel of flesh created from stretching your ears." Creative boys, but wrong.
Flesh tunnels are large (or sometimes not so large) tubes that are placed through large stretched piercings. Most commonly, they are placed through earlobe piercings, but may also be worn in nipple piercings, frenums, hood piercings, tongue piercings, or practically any larger piercing. source: bmezine.com
I prefer to wear wooden flesh tunnels in my 3/4ga lobes.
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What you get from masturbating too much.
Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."
Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."
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Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
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Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...
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Underground sludge metal band formed in UK in the late 80s, songwriting is typically comical and unusual; disbanded in 95
"Fudge Tunnel was pretty cool."
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An inter-spacial sex manoeuvre whereby a moist, warm hole is penetrated with enough irrepressible force from a cherry rocket to break through a seemingly impenetrable barrier.
Susan: “Thanks for the Quantum Tunnelling Kenneth, now I have to stitch it back together!”
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