Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

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turnip ip ip is a meme

is turnip ip ip a meme
yes

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"