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A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.