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An exclamation when someone gets insulted. Related to carry, as when a referee blows the whistle when someone carries in basketball. Originated in D.C.
Tweet! Bitch, you got carried!
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A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"
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a random marathon of twitter posts sparked by a feeling of being unloved or bored, often times as a commentary or rant about an event important to the writer but of no interest to anybody else.
jason was binge tweeting his kid's birthday party yesterday. i was so bored i actually read it all.
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Adjective or Noun; A person who is addicted to twitter. They tweet about 25 times a day and try to get as many followers as possible. Some may ask why they want all of these followers, but there is no figuring out a tweet-a-holic.
Miley Cyrus is a tweet-a-holic. Everytime I log into Twitter I see her face.
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To put the details of an event on twitter. A phrase coined by the comic genius of Tosh.0
I legally have to say that I did not smoke salvia on the show but after the show I'll tweet the deets.
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Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.
A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.
The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."