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When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...
(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.
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The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.
Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.
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Another name for a Twilight fan freak. A person who love twilight so much they have to worship it and attack people who don't
Girl 1: Omg I lurrrrrrv Twilight! Edward is so hawwwt
Girl 2: Jacob is lyek hotter lolololololololol
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Girl 1 & 2: TWILIGHT! its lyek so awesome
Chuck: Ignore them. they are Twi-twits.
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1) A 70-character message, which is half of Twitter's 140 character maximum.
2) A derogatory description of a Twitter user, particularly those that Twitter way too much.
1) Twitter lets me use 140 characters so then 70 character's a half-twit?
2) "Look at Annie just Twittering away. She's such a half-twit."
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Pompous English person, a member of the chattering class who talks with absolute assurance at great length about something he (rarely she) knows almost nothing about.
The Brit Twit Rifkind was on the BBC yesterday talking about the foolishness of emoticons, without having ever used one himself.
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to be on your own level.. when your not stupid drunk but your over tipsy, and buzzed.
1. you probably did a lil trip or stumble off some dumb shit and people think your wasted and the sober person goes "haa your drunk!" and you reply "nah bitch im Twit-ass im good"
2. its also a good word to share with your friends/crew on the low to inform them that your on your level. Like one of your home boys/girls would look at you while your sipping on something and you say "yea im Twit-ass"
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