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a 16 year old on named emallie from texas who couldnt be mean if her life depended on it.
who looks pretty all the time and who smiles non stop.
stickam name ShiittyprincesssTX
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Pussy ass nigga live hear in shit and everything is full of crystal meth and crack cocaine and shit there is drugs all in the middle schools in shit that shit cray you feel me and shit
Guy:come to Granbury Tx
You:Why
Guy:Because it sucks
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An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.
That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football
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Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.
Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.
The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.
As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.
If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
"Yo, where you from man?"
"New Waverly, TX fool."
"You must be a badass then."
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Guess you can't afford Memorial,Sucka. Or you're middle class Asian and Memorial won't let you play.
Person 1: Did you hear Sally and Biff moved to Sugar Land, TX?
Person 2: Damn, guess he isn't doing that well. Hope they like Dim Sum.
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A town south of Dallas, TX in transition from a small rural community to a booming suburban area. You can find a church on every street corner.
Brandon: What's the church to bar ration in Red Oak, TX anyway?
Trevor: It's, like, 502:0.
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