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women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser
did you watch ultimate surrender
yh i dont think that she cld take any more
yh she mashed her ass up
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when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
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an extension of tea-bagging but into 1st person shooters. Best achieved in multi-player mode whereby you gun your opponent down stand over his corpse and quickly press the crouch button. As if the kill isnt bad enough, dipping your balls in your foe's dead mouth just takes the piss.
hahaha dude, you died...now you must suffer the ultimate frag
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A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
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adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
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Drew
Drew is a retard
Not to be confused with:
Retarded Pedro
Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard
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The one who is given control and a clear authority on Earth over everyone
The ultimate power was overcome by peaceful resolution
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