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I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"
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An unintelligent and superficial (shallow) person, one which might obligatorily contemplate the definition of 'umbrella in the rain.'
Patronist: You're an umbrella in the rain!
Moron: Huh?!
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when a guy shoves his hands up a girls va-gi-gi and then opens up his hand real fast like an umbrella opening
I was fingering my girl and then i put my hand up her and quickly opened up all my fingers giving her an angry umbrella. That was the last time she talked to me.
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Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.
Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
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a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.
Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"
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Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.
Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
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