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A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.
"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."
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To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.
Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long
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It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.
I was unicorned last night
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A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
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A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"
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A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.
Remember my best friend Jimmy Jackson from high school? He is totally my unicorn.
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A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
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