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(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.
"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don
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a woman sometimes american with beauty rating of 7.5+ or better who acts/speaks on a daily basis as if they deserve money, gifts, guys attention, a nice car & overall the best in life simply because they think they are pretty on exterior & can use their vagina to get it, but yet won't do anything like real work to get ahead in life.
You see this chick walking with the gucci glasses, LV shoes, & Hermes bag ignoring those guys trying to politely say hello? she is the definition of vaginal entitlement, perhaps if they had gift bags to give her...
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A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
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When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
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1. When you have multiple dicks that need to fit into your rotation and you have to decide what dick is going where, when.
2.When you are surrounded by multiple dicks and they need to be accommodated at the same time.
What did you do this weekend? "I played vaginal tetris and I leveled up"
A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.
Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.
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