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vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick September 23, 2007

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Vampirate

A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.

B: That guy is such a D-Bag.
L: He is such a Vampirate - he sucks the life out of the place.

by CU Masta August 26, 2009

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vampire

A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.

My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.

by t m o n e y October 27, 2006

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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.

Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen

by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018

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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.

Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen

by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vampiring

The act of licking a vagina while she is on her period.

Dude1: My girlfriend was on her period last week.
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day

by Zodiiac March 4, 2016

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Vampire

Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.

The vampires will kill you

by Don't.cross.me January 5, 2015

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