velvet hammer

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

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Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.

Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

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velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

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Velvet Punch

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.

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Velvet Sanchez

A non-alcoholic drink; Dr. Pepper and Grenadine.

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."

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velvet underground

a slang term for vagina, popular in the 70's among metrosexual clubbers

'Can I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?'

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Liquid Velvet

A Girl's pubic trail that is shaved into a stripe down to the vagina

Emily's Liquid Velvet was shaved into a thin stripe

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