When a woman’s vagina farts on your mouth
“Dude, you won’t believe what Martha did to me!”
“What did she do?” “She vertical kissed me.”
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When one sits on the toilet back-too front and extrudes human feces down the front side of the bowl creating a vertical line.
I went back to her house after the party and found out she was a man, i didnt want to be to rude so I laid a Vertical Hitler in the toilet bowl and left.
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A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.
That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!
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when the bottom part of your face is longer than the rest of your face.
dang son, get out of here before i steal that vertical grillpiece
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The order of the values contained in a radix or the order of letters in an alphabet.
Vertical hierarchy does not refer to the order of letters in a word but rather to the order of leters in the alphabet.
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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
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When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical
Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.
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