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National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:
2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)
Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
"Once you have tasted a Vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back".
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a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.
Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted
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faggits, fobs, bitches, fobs, bustas, fobs, and fobs fobs fobs and FOBS
doh mah may pok guay mafuccca!!
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The mixture of two or more different strains of cannabis in a bowl, to create your own unique flavor.
Oh yeah, a little bit of a vietnamese reach around?
Lets do it!
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A club of gay asians that gather to talk about sexual problems due to there small penises.
Hey, last week at VSA after the meeting, I got my penis to rise!
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when a vietnamese woman eyes is wide open due to an ejaculation in her eye
i gave mrs.troung a vietnamese ice cream and now she can see better.
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A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.
Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight