Some bastard: The usa lost to vietnam
Some grandpa: *Vietnam flashback*
Vietnam is a country in South Asia. The langauges are: Hmong-Mien (Hmong people use this langauge. It is NOT related to vietnamese.) Vietnamese (The most common langauge in Vietnam.) Vietnamese people mainly practice Christianity and Buddhism. (I myself am Vietnamese. Keep in mind I don't know how to speak it. I only know some things.) Vietnam has beautiful culture. Most people only know about it because of the war.
Person A: Hey, where did you come from?
Person B: Oh, i came from Vietnam.
Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any
Boy 1: I know
A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
Sticking you penis in your own asshole
Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: eew bro gross
Person 3: same
Sticking your dick in your asshole
Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: nice so did I