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village idiot

Prior to the Industrial revolution, before swarms of people migrated from Small towns, villages, and farming hamlets to large industrial cities and Metropolises, the populations people were around all the time (their community) were so small, that if one person within that community was feeble of mind, they were designated the village idiot.

Think Adrien Brody's character in M. Night Shyamalan's "the Village" (2004)

TRIVIA
"Idiot" was a category in the U.S. Census back during the 19th Century which refered to mental retardation.

In the episode of Ren and Stimpy "Magical Golden Singing Cheeses" (Air date: November 11th, 1994) Stimpleton comes across the Man Eating Village Idiot, owner of the (see title). The Village Idiot agrees to the trade, but threatens that unless Stimpleton can prove his stupidity in a "battle of witlessness" he will eat Stimpleton.
To make a long and greusome story short, Stimpleton wins the contest, leaving the Man Eating Village Idiot dead from his own stupidity.

by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 2, 2006

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winder village

one of many "hoods" in bucks county mostly populated by african americans. most of the people call it the village

if your bike was stolen you better look for it in winder village

by jerry2143 October 19, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Village Kid

You know those kids that you see wandering around parks and hanging out in the grocery store? Those guys are your average village kids.

The always seem to be eating or drinking. I swear they are the only people who use that microwave at the pay station in most supermarkets to heat up whatever it is that they have bought to munch on, in/on the way to the park.

They hang around in small groups of 3 or 4 and look a little like homeless people. Usually wearing hats and sunnies, often in skinny jeans and band t's but not as rigid in their uniform as indie kids or scene kids. Often they will be seen with frisbees or soccer balls having a laugh. They walk everywhere and consider everything to be within walking distance from wherever they are, nothing is a trek for these kids!

Often village kids are straight-edge but the occurrence is not common enough to be made a trait of theirs. They will work in movie rental places and second hand book stores around the neighborhood.

Inside jokes and un-understandable colloquial terms are common. They think that everybody can understand what they are saying but in reality nobody but their little village group has a clue what they are talking about.

If they leave the park and the surrounding streets it will be for live music. Little grimy gigs in bars and small clubs are what these kids are all about. No music is too strange, too fringe or to anything really for Village Kids. They will listen to anything as long as it is live and has a good atmosphere going.

They are pretty cool kids to hang out with, and once you are in the club, they are cool and accepting. anything goes!

Beverly: Hey man, they are building this new really sweet looking half pipe down at George Hay, we should go hang there this Saturday.

Mike: You better watch it Bev, if you keep hanging out in the park you're going to turn into a Village Kid.

by pseudostudent June 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vinyl Village

A neighborhood in an urban area/ suburb of the big city where lower income houses are built. The Houses usually have a brick facade on the front of the house, while the surrounding sides are made of a cheap vinyl material. These houses seem to cheap in the beginning, but to keep in good condition they must be re-vinyled every 2 years.

Ben: Hey Kelly, look at that vinyl village "brookston place"!
Kelly: Yeah, those houses are crap!

by Ben&Kelly from Indy June 3, 2009

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Village Idiot

dumbest person in a neighborhood

Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.

by Dude October 12, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Village Bicycle

Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.

Niamh is such a village bicycle.
Yeah totally everyone gets a ride!

by Orlando Devon February 1, 2007

4568๐Ÿ‘ 2159๐Ÿ‘Ž


Village View

when a guy sticks one hand up a girls vagina and the other one in their ass and holds them over there head.

"dude I gave jen a village view last night, she cried a lot, I think I ripped her a new asshole."

by --------------- April 10, 2007