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The next Windows OS that will succeed XP as the most powerful, innovative and secure OS Microsoft have ever released... or in non-bullshit terms, powerful because it will require astronomical hardware requirements for all the extra bloat, by innovative they assume that you have never heard of this thing called Mac OS X which they have shamelessly ripped off and by secure they mean for the first nanosecond it is released before it is picked apart by hackers and crackers.
It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade!
Last but not least it is a huge DRM update, supporting crap like TPM (Trusted Platform Module) and HDCP where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next product even better - would they lie to you?
Hasta la Vista baby!
User: I just upgradede to Windows Vista! I love it's new features! They're awesome!
Linux/Mac user: Duh...
M$/RIAA/MPAA/FBI: Yes, it has some very nice features indeed.
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A hood in westside san diego.Gangs everywhere like crips, 13's, and Bloods.Mostly mexicans in the westside,asians in the north side and there are barely any black people and no white people.
L.V.
Linda Vista
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The biggest piece of shit in the toilet otherwise known as Microsoft operating systems. It's a magnet for malware, spyware, viruses, etc. A computer running Vista (or Windoze Visuck, as I like to call it) will constantly freeze, crash and do other weird shit that other operating systems don't do.
Oh, and it comes with a lot of bloatware and other stuff you'll never use.
Windows user: Hey, have you tried Windows Vista yet? It's like, totally awesome and so much cheaper than a Mac!!!!
Mac user: I have, and it's SHIT! I don't care if Macs are expensive, you don't have to worry about viruses, bloatware and all the other crap that comes with Vista!
*coughgetamaccough*
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The most awesome high school in the San Juan Unified School District. Located in Fair Oaks, CA, it has the best people, best teachers, best athletics. Chances are, Bella Vista probably owns your school in anything. Sure the high school has the typical preps, stoners, and douchebags, the school is still awesome. Bella Vista people also know how to party. The girls are fly and will do anything...yes, ANYTHING. The Broncos Rule. Period.
"Dude, I wish I went to Bella Vista."
"I know dawg, me too. BV is the shit."
"AWWWWWWW MAN."
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A fucked up county prison with no niggers and too many asians. Where inhabitants can be identified by SAT scores (usually between 1500-1600). Inhabitants generally suffer from extreme lack of common sense and practical knowledge.
If an MV senior gets in a fight with a non cupertino 8th grader, who wins?
The 8th grader, MV dosn't offer AP How To Live In The Real World classes, what did u expect?
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The Single most crappiest school in the SCV. F*cking hate it along with the rest of the students. Overly populated by those who populate canyon country.
Dude 1: Eh homes i go to Sierra Vista
Dude 2: (footsteps running away)
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A search engine desperately trying to be like Google.
I fuckin hate Alta Vista, i'd rather use Google.
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