To roll out of bed and immediately start playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
I didn't have to work so I rolled out of bed and started my day with a wake and frag.
Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.
Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?
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The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.
"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."
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The first bonfire of the season. Always accompanied with drinks and lawn games.
Broseph1: Broseph, I know you're coming to Wake the Dragon at my place on Saturday.
Broseph2: You know it Broseph!
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The act of waking someone up by first jumping on them then dry humping them the rolling them over twice and their grabbing their feet and dropping them on their head and the repeating ocssionaly hitting / grabing the persons genitals or ass
The you boy would not get up so The other boy had to Wake up him.
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Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.
Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.
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