texas wake up call

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call

I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!

wake up in day one

phrase from the Given-Taken song spoken by the poet Philosopher Heeseung from enhypen

Wake up in day one omg

Joe Biden Wake Up

Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up

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CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

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Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.

Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!

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Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

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wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

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