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1- the act of spanking the monkey
can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)
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The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.
"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"
a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.
Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax
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This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
Harry: GTFO you wanker!
Jason: Smd
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To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum
When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair
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Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)
1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder
That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!
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When you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)
There's Rooney right in front of the goal!!!
Oh...He's wanked it!!!
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