watch a movie

A cover to have sex with someone but keeping it incognito.

Amber and Gene are going to "watch a movie"

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Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

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Watch Out

When people say some dumb shit to you that you don’t want no part of

Hey I’m tryna talk to you , bro watch out

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swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

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Skip-Watch

To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)

Apollo 18 was so boring and predictable, I ended up skip-watching it.

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third watch

A fictional show by Nbc that takes you into the live of paramedics, police officers, and firefighters during the third watch shift (3 PM- 11PM) in NYC. A great show which airs on A&E weekdays at 5(eastern GMT -5:00) and Fridays at 9 on NBC. Unfortunatly, it will be cancelled after it's sixth and final season.

YO Did you se third watch last night? Officer Boscorelli banged Cruz!

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Watch-breaker

An epic high-five that is so incredibly tremendous that it results in the buckle of the receiver's watch breaking open, leaving the watch limp on the wrist of the receiver.

Person A: Haha, good one! Up top!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!

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