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The ultimate insult no one can come back from
Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”
When a dark stinky sambo gets diabetes and then doctors have to chop off his or her foot.
That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.
anything that is trending for more time than should be.
Watermelon sugar has been watermelon sugar forever!
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Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.
Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.
One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it
Will was a watermelon fucker
When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.
I gave her a watermelon patch.
Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons
Watermelon sugar high