cat waxing

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.

I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!

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wax on bricks

An unknown expression used for the first time by a psychotic man in Ottawa. Used to describe something that shouldn't be done.

"You're skating where you shouldnt be! You're putting wax on bricks! You've been warned!!!"

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Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

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Juice-waxing

When a women sits on a man's chest and move her hips back and forth imitating a titjob, but its actually a girl.

Girl: Hey, let me juice-wax you.
Boy: Ok, sure
Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo

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dutch wax

the male equivalent of a brazillian wax.

They told him he'd never make it in the adult industry without a dutch.

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house of wax

horror movie released in 2005. plot was a little rediculous, wasnt scary AT ALL, but was a great movie because you got to see paris hilton DIE woot

person 1: paris hilton got a javelin through her head in house of wax!
person 2: sweet!

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waxed out

Waxed out is when you get totally wasted beyond wasted. You are now beyond shitfaced, and have entered a new dimension of fucked up-ness. You are waxed out.

Yo, Showerhandle. I am going to get so waxed out tomorrow on some Psilocybin mushrooms. I am going to enter another realm that exists within the human genitals, and tear open its mouth with my brain tumor.