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n. A disgusting LARPing girl who is willing to sell her body for hit points. She doesn't look attractive at all, and is passed around the wedge rat circle muliple times.
That Wedge Slut will give you head for a +2 longsword.
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Touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. Now insert the door wedge in to a vagina near you. If the vagina is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the vagina and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.
I got whiskey dick so i door wedged her instead.
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The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
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A phrase used to describe a specific breed of 'tard: the everyday 'tard, be it the actual Wedge Numrub, or that one guy down the street that eats monitors.
"Hey, Billy, you know Wedge Numrub?"
"Yeah?"
"He's a 'tard."
"I WILL NOW CONSUME YOUR SUPPLE MAN-FLESH!"
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A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).
Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.
Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")
1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...
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A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
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