White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

white people camping

Essentially camping but with a kitchen stove and bringing all necessities

Let’s go camping! But not actual camping, white people camping

white people wiggle

White people wiggle is a term that is used to describe white people's shitty dance moves that should never be seen and never exist. (BTW this is coming from a white person)

An example is:

Billy: 'What are those kids doing over there?'
NaNa: 'Those white dudes harlem shake'
Billy: 'Please make them stop!'
NaNa: 'Those white people wiggle haha'

Billy: 'Yo why you laughin?'
NaNa: 'Because those white dudes harlem shake'

White People Food

Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect

Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.

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White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.

White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.

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white people's disease

The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.

Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.

Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.

Antonym for Rhythmatic

*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"

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white people dancin'

When white people dance as if they have an epilepsy or otherwise defined as retarded dancing. They do too much hand waving and little legwork.

Yo that is white people dancin' in the club

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