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A care free, content lifestyle. Needing nothing.
How's it going? Not bad! Living the white man's dream.
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Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.
Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
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Chinese slang translation for a pretentious, but inept, caucasian, practicing Tai Chi in front of God and everyone
White Man Waving Arms In Park
Wong: (not impressed) That's not Tai Chi. That's just some white man waving his arms in the park.
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A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
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A white guy who believes he is from the ghetto. Walks and talks like a black man but really isn't.
Joe W.: Wudup my brother from another motha where are the other homeboi's
Gav: Shut up u White Black Man!
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a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
male pikey + white van = white van man
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