Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
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Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.
'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
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a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass
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when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
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A person who can fit an object the size of a pumpkin in there vajaja.
Hey Joe, wana become a Fan Champion?
That Fan Champion was like a hotdog down a hallway.
Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
When a dirty Tim says anything you say โ shut it prick fucking champions 55โ