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What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.
Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.
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A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
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To accidentally expose yourself in a lie, spoof, or scam. The proper response after page eighting oneself is "SONOFABITCH!"
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SONOFABITCH!!!
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to be so hammered or drunk or wasted, if you were a celebrity you would be name dropped in the NY Post's Gossip Column Page Six
Wow man a rough night last night,we got so f'ed up I was definitely page six material
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A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)
Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.
Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.
If your name is Brady page, you know ur bad at video games. For instance, call of duty, fortnite, and Madden too. You defiantly just chew clock and kick field goals cause you suck at the game. Ur not as good as u think u can’t pass at all. Also play a gay sport like lascrosse or basketball lowkey. Like it don’t take skill those sports