The smallest "city" in the united states... with a lovely population made up of mostly a family that had 16 kids. It used to have a pool till the city couldnt afford it anymore. It also had a movie theatre in like the 50's. It is home to a grocery store that is over priced and the food is expired.
In between Foxburg and Bruin lies Parker
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Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual
"You man u one gay ass parker"
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A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.
Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.
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a little bitch boy
actual dumbass, and not in a good way
sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?
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Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.
Parker is speaking tonight! BE THERE!
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A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
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Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.
Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!
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