sir winston

the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.

"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"

"does sir winston want to come out and play?"

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winston peters

nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.

pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised

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winston pratt

Winston is a piece of shit drug user. He is lazy and does not even love himself.. Let alone anyone else. Chicks beware!

I bet that dude on the corner is a Winston Pratt

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slippery winston

When your drunk and high as a mothfucker and your uncle slips itin your ass and makes you cum like you never came before

"Man my uncle fucked my ass when I was off my tits last night and I came so hard"

"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"

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winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

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winston main

A player who mains the worst fucking characyer and cannot do any damage!!!

You play like a winston main

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Winston Damion Reyes

When you get mad for absolutely no reason or you are overall sensitive and have anger issues

damn bro, you acting like a whole Winston Damion Reyes right now, getting mad for no reason

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