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The Wisconsin Switch is when you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind in front of a window and you stop for a second and let your friend take over without her knowing. You then go outside, get in front of the window and wave to the girl while smiling.
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Drinking 14 beers in a row without getting out of your chair.
"Next to the fried cheese curd marathon and curling, the Wisconsin 14er is one of the most physically demanding of the Wisconsin sports."
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a tiny motherfucking town in southwestern wisconsin, full of fake ass hoes and jocks who will forever be narcissistic and judgemental. if your daddy didn’t play football here STAY TF OUT
have you ever been to lancaster wisconsin??
nah bro stay away
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The rivalry between the Slinger kids and Hartford kids only exists because the guys at Slinger are jealous of the many HOT girls at Hartford. Hartford also has a Walmart, which kids seem to think is the shit and go there to entertain themselves.
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
DUDE! im goin to a Hartford, Wisconsin party tonight!
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
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A place where nothing happens but everyone thinks shit happens. The hick population is insane and they all fight about there trucks and then think there cool. The gangster population is through the roof as well, which makes for some interesting parties of hicks, hoodsters, and normal people. Generally they all get drunk and fight until the slinger kids show up, then they become best friends and beat the crap out of the slinger kids together then go back to hating each other.
Person 1: Lets go to hartford wisconsin!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
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To show solidarity with Wisconsin and the middle class in opposition to corporate control of government.
I raise my Wisconsin Fist to my brothers and sisters in Wisconsin who rallied for WEEKS in February, 2011 to protect worker's rights for America.
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When you stick a big veiny bastard into a country crock tub of butter proceeding to get a crazy hand job while smearing excessive amounts of butter on her ass hole, then inserting your dick deep into a chicks ass while cutting the cheese (fart)(stink nugget).
Keep running your mouth, im gunna have to take you in the back and give you a buttery wisconsin.
I cheesed on you bitch last night.
Shit gets buttery when im lowced out.
I gave your bitch a b-dub.
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