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A man who is abusive and needs to be locked up for life. A man who is a danger to society. A man that preys on naive woman and then uses scare tactics to control them. He is sick. Stay away from this horrific monster. He likes to lure woman who are having issues with religion. He comes on strong and sweet. He convinces you that your family and friends are tools of the devil. He is dangerous. He will end up hurting someone if he doesn't get off of these streets.
Narsissistic asshat, aka wisdom, Richie
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A crude, sometimes tasty sexual manoeuver. Committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his bumhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. An experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. Hence the name Face of Wisdom
Jimmi: I can't quite master the monacle yet, what should I do?
Kieran: Well get down on your knees and I'll show you man on man
Jimmi: Sweeeeeet!! It smells bad but I love it, I want a face of wisdom every day!!
Kieran: You sure do Jimmi, You sure do!!
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When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.
Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
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The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...
Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??
Ask enough people to estimate something, and the average of their guesses will get you surprisingly close to the right answer.
1)Someone asks you a random question, out of 100%, 90% of the time you may not get that answer.
2)But if that same person asks an audience that same random question, out of 100% of the time when you gather everyone's data or answer 99.99% of the time it's correct. That is the explanation of the phrase "wisdom of the crowds".
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Wisdom commonly shared between drag queens, usually involving being oneself and not apologizing for it. Not to be confused with famous drag queen Wanda Wisdom.
Drag Queen Wisdom is like Southern Wisdom, but with more sass.
When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.
John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”