Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.
Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .
When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.
Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex
The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.
A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.
You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!
a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)
“oh please, he’s gotta be a woof boy. i mean, look at how nicely he sits on his knees for her!-“