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A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.
Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!
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When you worship the disco ball . You are a true party animal !!!
Always in the club, dancing. Worshiping that disco ball !
Where is karen? I need her to move her car
You outta luck shes at the club for 80s night, we all know shes a disco ball worshiper
You are very true. This is her 4th night in the club and its only Wednesday
Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.
Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
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An offensive term for a Mormon.
Your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from puberty to menopause,
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A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.
John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.
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Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen
Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.
A type of as Asmodeus worship that is very to Materialistic satanism. The worshipers don't believe in any supernational beings and use him as a symbol for sex to worship sex.The style of worship is the same as in satanism except they have regular orgies to worship him by and they make use of a priestess called a holy prostitute that the worshipers buy sex from to fund there sect.
John is into materialistic Asmodeus worship.
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