would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

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i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

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would you mind

Used to make a polite request or take somebody's permission

Would you mind being quiet for a minute

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Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

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What Would Valve Do?

(WWVD)
"What Would VALVe Do?" is a rhetorical question that one asks a video game company. It questions whether or not a course of action that a video game company is or will be taking is something that VALVe - a popular video game company that many gamers believe does everything right - would do.
WWVD is usually a chastising remark, meant to rebuke a company for a bad decision.

Come on, Capcom. You took the horror out of Resident Evil 5 and put in just pure action. I mean, What Would Valve Do?

Why do we have to pay so much for DLC? Why not include it in the game, or as a free update? What Would Valve Do?

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11/10 would recommend

when you recommend something so much you wanna rate it more than the limit.

or when you liked something so much you would watch it more likely than the limit.

that book is great 11/10 would recommend.
that movie was awesome, 11/10 would watch again.

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If he wanted to, he would.

A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.

If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.

If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.

If he wanted to, he would.

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